Not Me Monday

Just a small list of all of the things that I most certainly did not (and would never do) this week. Feel free to leave comments with some of the things you didn't do this week, or create your own Not Me post. It's like free therapy - and to make yourself feel even better, head over to McMamma's blog to see all of the things that moms around the world aren't doing this week.

I did not check my TiVo multiple times last week to make sure all of my shows were recording. Because I am over the age of 20, I would never watch One Tree Hill, 90210, The City and The Secret Life of the American Teenager, so I wasn't excited when they made their return to TV last week.

I did not eat an entire container of chocolate mouse that our neighbors made for my husband and I to share. And since I didn't eat it all, I didn't not tell him that I ate it and quietly let him forget that it was brought over.

I did not jump up and down over the arrival of my new Wii Fit, and I certainly didn't burn more calories laughing hysterically at my husband trying to do step aerobics than I did on the actual machine.

I didn't allow the clean, folded laundry to all fall onto the floor because I was too lazy to take it off the top of the washing machine and actually put it away.

And last but not least, I did not fall asleep on the couch under a freshly laundered mattress protector while watching an exciting episode of 24 with Heath. I could never be THAT tired!