Not Me Monday

Since my house is so clean and neat and wonderful, this is not a photo of my plants on my front porch and I did not take this photo because I am proud of the fact that these plants are alive... My plants are always alive, why would I photograph something so normal?

My oldest child is not a big boy, therefore he was not sporting a belt! And since we're not pinching our pennies, this is not actually a belt that came free with Heath's shorts that has been cut to fit him... Not me, my kids are always in clean, pressed, non-stained clothes!


Speaking of well-pressed clean clothed children, this is not a perma-rat's nest in the back of Cash's hair. I mean, how could it be? I ALWAYS brush my kid's hair!


This is not a photograph of my husband as his toe is getting run over by Cash on his trike. I'm a good mom, I would have stepped in to stop the situation, I would have NEVER just taken a photograph of it so that I could document it! Not me!

Time to join the blog carnival... what did you not do this week? Write yours up, then head over to McMamma's blog to link up and see all the other not me's. It's free therapy!