Not Me Monday

Want to confess? Are there things that your kids did this week that you aren't so proud of? Here's the place to do it! Join in the "Not Me" blog carnival, led by one very cool McMamma!

My oldest son did not learn how to tube with his daddy while we were at the lake house this weekend... Putting a two-year-old on an inner tube and driving a boat 20 miles an hour would not happen in this house. You know, the house that only uses the "expensive" car seats because the mom is obsessed with safety?

This "Not Me" post does not have a theme, and if it did, the theme would not be poop! On Friday, my children and I did not have the time of our lives playing with my favorite mammas at the park. Since I'm very diligent and invited said mommas to the park, I totally checked when the splash pad opened. It's not my fault we were all running 4.5 hours early! Since we decided to stay and play sans water, I did not allow my children (all three) to run around in their swim diapers the entire time and splash in mud puddles, and they didn't each have a poopy diaper, which leaked all over me and became my Facebook status. Not me!

And, when we were at the lake, I never convinced my sweet husband that it would be best for us to forgo the use of swim diapers because they were expensive and the kids were swimming in the lake. This decision didn't result in two swimsuits needing to be washed in a lake pre-cycle due to poopiness! Not me!

Come on, it's time for you to share! What did you not do this week? Stories need not require poop...