Not Me Monday

Started by McMamma as a way for blogging mammas to air all of our "wrongs," I present to you my "Not Me's," the things that I most certainly did not do this week!

Since my children always eat a well balanced diet, and only partake in things that are good for them, what could this photo be?

Absolutely not a photo of my middle child eating a tea bag. My constant supervision would never allow that to happen!

And, because of all of the good-for-you food that my children eat, we would never have really bad poppy diapers due to the overeating of mass amounts of food, namely fruit. This overeating, would never result in me having to practically "bathe" my child in the sink of a public restroom. After the bath, left with no diaper and one wipe, I did not wrap my almost three-year-old in a paper towel and high-tail it to the car. I'm always prepared, so this would never happen!