Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Let's see, this is not my first "not me" post since a self-induced hiatus from blogging... Not Me! I'm always up on my blog posting, there are never any errors and they are always done on time and ready for the week.

Heath and I did not take a walk around the block the other night with all of our kids dressed in only diapers (E. Stone sported some fancy Crocs with diaper, but that's it). And, said walk would not have been a result of the fact that mom and dad just needed to get out of the house and dressing the kids seemed like way too much of an undertaking.

Since I have already commented on the fact that my children are clean, well-fed and happy... ALWAYS... this would not be a photo of one of my children after a recent outing to the zoo. Not me! I would never let my child crawl across a muddy field!

This is not a photo of E. Stone's "girlfriend." And, I am not so totally in love with the family that this sweet little girl belongs to that I would promote such shinanagans!

Since my well-fed children are always well groomed, I did not let Holden's fingernails get so long that he scratched himself during naptime. And when I noticed said scratch, I would never photograph it simply because it looked like a Harry Potter scar. Not me!

And last, but certainly not least, this is absolutely not a photograph of E. Stone kissing his brother's behind. Why would that ever happen!?!

So what did you not do this week? Come on, I'm dying to know!