The things moms say...

There was a recent discussion on BlogFlog regarding the things you say as a mom that you never thought you would find yourself saying.  My favorite?  "Don't get poop on your Batman cape!"

Today, we had a new one here at our house.  I'm still grossed out, but thought it was too funny not to share.  Here's how it went:

Me: "Cash, run to the bathroom before we get in the car."
Cash:  Does what he was told and returns chewing on something.
Me: (Horrified) "Cash, we don't take things out of the trash.  Please quit chewing on the tampon applicator!"

There has been a lot of teeth brushing going on around here... yuck!